Peter Callesen’s work is amazing.
I particularly like the two in the second row.
Tracks
(Source: llivelavalivee)
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Parents:
What foreign language class are you taking this year?
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Me:
Math.
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
i was gonna get annoyed at the spoiler and then i realised Great Gatsby has been out for 88 years so it’s my own fault
(Source: murmeldjur)
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily)
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE
